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Monday 13 June 2016

Name Our States!

It's November 2016 and Donald Trump has just become president of the United States of America. Hooray!

The IT Department in the White House have just set President Trump up with a brand new intranet username and password. These are exciting times. 

But oh no! Trump's been playing about in the wrong drive and accidentally deleted all the files about where the states are.

Not to worry, though. Mr. Trump was elected for good reason. He knows how to get out of a sticky situation like this one. He has delicately redrawn the internal borders of the USA as best he can from memory.

There's only 19 here, but I'm sure you'll admit. he's done a pretty good job with the resources in front of him! (MS Paint)

Also erased were the names of the states. Oops, sorry! El Presidente Trump would be able to recall, but he's pooped out, so here's where you come in, American citizen.

Being the unquestionably democratic leader he is (he wasn't voted in for no reason, after all!), he has put the job to the public. The senate have put their minds together and come up with some possible names for the places you live. Are any of these right? Let us know!


1:
  • Copiborneo
  • C-Section
  • LosLassos
  • The East
2:
  • Duntch
  • The Biggest and Best
  • Me
  • Winter
3:
  • Thierry Henry
  • Wow
  • Yours
  • Up
4:
  • Alakablammo
  • Shitsville
  • No Roofs
  • THE DORCHESTER
5:
  • Soap-on-a-Rope
  • Exhibition Centre
  • Welcome
  • South THE DORCHESTER
6:
  • Eurasia
  • Simon Says Illinois
  • Burnt Toast
  • Dare to dream
7:
  • Wildcard
  • "For Crying Out Loud!"
  • Over the sea
  • Chevrolet
8:
  • East THE DORCHESTER
  • Canadon't
  • Nestle
  • A pear in a partridge tree
9:
  • Wonderful
  • Parking
  • Bitcoin?
  • Smakkalap
10:
  • Tax Heaven - Heaven for Taxes
  • Water waste of coastline!
  • Not on the Coast
  • Eleven
11:
  • Right round, baby, right round
  • Clippy the Paperclip
  • Sweswin
  • Capital City
12:
  • Big Prick
  • Gunge
  • Don'tchester
  • People
13:
  • Vince McMahon
  • Hegelian Dialectics
  • The Fantastic Fourteen Thousand Six Hundred and Nine
  • The place you go to
14:
  • Do-ver
  • Sorti
  • Gateway
  • New Yorkshire
15:
  • The Missus
  • VilleTown
  • Croop
  • Weeing
16:
  • Basically
  • Both
  • Brazil
  • States
17:
  • Floridan't
  • Dadsicles
  • Police HQ
  • Holes
18:
  • The Bits
  • Champagne
  • Mtn.
  • Strobe
19:
  • Lesotho
  • Cup
  • The Sims
  • Olympics

Voting will take place at your local church or synagogue on 25th December. Thank you for taking the time to help us remember those pesky place names!

Mr. Trump would like to make it known that this is considered greater service to your country than serving in any military other than our own.

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